I know what you’re going to say. And I agree, it’s a pretty insensitive title for a post. But, it’s only in the spirit of callous, unbridled insensitivity that I named it that. Thanks a lot, TMZ.
Okay. Enough with the rationale. I’m coming right out and implying that JLove-Hewitt might be fat.
And you know what? She might be. But by whose standards? What is fat? Also, what is “cellulite-riddled?” Are they synonymous?
And what does “might” really mean? What about “synonymous?”
If you’re as baffled by the English language as I am right now, I implore you to come with me on a journey to a simpler time. A time where you came home from school and watched Boy Meets World reruns. A time when Jennifer Love-Hewitt wasn’t even arguably fat.
When, this one time, a ray of guest-star-sunshine appeared on the screen like a revelation.
-DT
she comes on about 53 seconds in..
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Films For Film Literacy » Blog Archive » Jennifer Love Hewitt Might Be Fat // December 4, 2007 at 3:36 pm |
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